These folks are doing it so I don’t have to…
http://boriswatchers.blogspot.com/
http://www.ididntvoteforboris.co.uk/
http://www.boriswatch.com/
http://borisborisboris.com/
http://torytroll.blogspot.com/

I wrote to Boris
> Dear Boris, You won, I can’t believe it, I really thought and hoped [sorry] that Ken would keep you out of power, the world, or at least the capital has gone mad, I wish you well but boy am I afraid… very afraid.

… and I got a reply, I look forward to further correspondence, perhaps a new pen-pal.

Many thanks for your email to Boris Johnson, Mayor of London.
Your message will be forwarded to him in due course.
All best wishes
Melissa

‘where did I leave my…er…my… er you know my er…, results? erm yes, er results yes, decisive me? er why not, well perhaps, well er… mayor? me? oh yes I’ve got a cat, er yes, and up for a pantomime?, well erm OK, sounds jolly feasible… when? well its a matter of policy… hmmmm’